For those of you who don't know already, I've recently taken up cigarettes. People ask why I use them, and, frankly, it's for the flavor. You just can't get that robust, mature flavor elsewhere.
I had my first Hillburry a few days ago, and I've been hooked ever since. To me, there is no better smokeless, tobacco-less, tobacco on the market. And the way I feel after I've eaten a cigarette is simply indescribable. There's a feeling of calm, cool confidence. Confidence that only comes after you've eaten a cigarette. Sometimes, I'll have a Hillburry and then finish off with one of my classy "KINGS" brand cigarettes. The smooth, mellow aftertaste a KINGS brand cigarette brings to my palette makes me remember the days I spent in my youth at the old lakehouse.
There aint a nothin' like it in the world.
P.S. Yes, they're fake. Deliciously fake.