Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Barnes and Noble

I walk in to the local Barnes and Noble bookstore and the familiar, enlightening fragrance of paper and coffee floods my olfactory senses. I've often wondered why this delicious smell has yet to be represented in a perfume.

"Oh wow... what's that you're wearing?"

"It's the new B&N fragrance, 'Tomes of Desire'..."

"Oh, Baby, you are a book I can NOT put down..."

Uh huh.

There's something seriously profitable here.

Men can't resist it. :)

-Barry

5 comments:

  1. I LOVE that smell!!! The first thing I do when I walk into B&N is breathe deeply the wonderful aroma of books and coffee!!!

    I'd totally wear that perfume!

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  2. when you become filthy rich, let me know - then we can be friends :)

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  3. You could advertise it with kramer's beach scent... but seriously, brilliant

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  4. Actually, there was a perfume in the 80's that I always thought had a coffee note, I'll google it!

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