The city of Kenniwick, North Dakota honored me yesterday with a statue. A few months ago I saved their mayor from a pack of wild dogs and subsequently put out an orphanage fire with only a blanket.
I flew out yesterday for the ceremony and was back last night in time for dinner. This is the statue:
They did an excellent job of capturing my heroic personality, no?
P.S. During the ceremony, a large meteorite came crashing from the sky and would have likely destroyed the small town. Luckily, I was able to pick up a nearby trash can lid and deflect it back into space.