Friday, August 21, 2009

Two Random Facts

First...

This is easily in my top three favorite cereals. It tastes great, keeps you healthy, and encourages "regularity." Oh, and it has to be Kellog's brand, because they have more raisins and no bitter "Post" aftertaste.


Second...

Behold these two photos:

Before.


After.

This is living proof that OxyClean does a hell of a job cleaning stains on your carpet that were put there because a very sloppy Chinese roommate would always eat in the front room, allowing the oil from his strange food concoctions to liberally coat the living room floor. GYAAGGHH!! I am so glad he's gone. We've enjoyed three days now of Chinese-roommate-free living.

**Disclosure: I am not assuming that all Chinese roommates are bad roommates. Nor that they are all sloppy eaters.**

Thank you, Shrek, for standing in as the OxyClean mascot. You may return to your place on the fridge.

-Barry

P.S. ("Cinnamon Toast Crunch" and "Honey Bunches of Oats with Strawberries" round out the top three cereals.)

5 comments:

  1. What about Oh's cereal....oh, you forgot about that one.

    Please do not get anymore bug infested, oil eating roomies :)

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  2. Oh's cereal takes fourth, with Fruity Pebbles rounding the corner at fifth. :)

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  3. Shrek is a great replacement for Billy Mays, may he rest in peace.

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  4. raisin bran, yes. raisin bran that isn't Total, not so much. it gives you 100% of at least 11 vitamins and minerals!

    and what about cinnamon life? you can't deny the quaker with his flowy white hair and sharp black hat. he's legit.

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  5. Cinnamon Life. Yes. I'll give it sixth place. We'll see how it does this year.

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