From my spam folder today:
I know this sounds crazy, but I'm seriously tempted to pursue a relationship with this Russian beauty. I mean, really... just look at that grammar. Who can resist the overwhelming charm of a sentence like, "You want what would you be good?"
Yes, baby. I want what would me be good. You have no idea how good what would me be want. Would you me make be good? Or would what other be good want me for to make? Moscow?